Hand sweep

To get or receive a hand job.

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!

by Himjobs December 31, 2011

librarian hand

long skinny fingered hand.

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."

by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020

French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

by g-mancer December 5, 2011

100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.

I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.

by Hand truck man March 21, 2016

Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)

Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe

by anonymous November 6, 2022