1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
by incipitsathanas October 16, 2008
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Dirty Slut fart

A really horrible fart done by a dirty, old slut.
Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk real bad.
Man: That’s awful.
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ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'
Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
by Caiptean August 08, 2009
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Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell
He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Long Winded Fart-Hole

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
by Jimmny Cricket November 09, 2011
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Cake Fart Girl

A common white trash just like Palin or the Britney Spears, who uses a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
That's what's wrong with America: every trailer trash who wants to become famous farts on a cake or embarrasses herself with stupid ignorant comments like Palin. Cake Fart Girl epitomizes this malaise.
by Dondy Dockings December 18, 2010
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poo fart pee butt

sussy among us imposter is poo fart pee butt
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