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setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.
Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.
by mastertooter March 26, 2021
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Bold New York Dude

Bold New York Dude is a Twitter User, and a member of the Bold Clan made by Bold Heston.

He is knowned for saying Good Morning every day, and also using as a Profile Picture the quote "Yes, but actually No" from the Movie "Pirates".
Bold New York Dude is part of the Bold Clan from Twitter
by Kounter October 7, 2020
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New York Stink Sucker

When your friend has to fart, you put a straw up their butt hole and simply suck it all in
Hurry Rob I have to fart! Grab the straw! This calls for a New York Stink Sucker!
by Bluepaperwriter November 29, 2016
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Good News Goats

The opposite of Bad News Bears. When something extremely good has happened or is about to happen.
Monica Lewinski has invited me round for Cigars and Coffee. This is Good News Goats.
by KappaTango July 6, 2011
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New Vista High School

NVHS, located in Boulder, Colorado.

New Vista is a school in which their mascot is some ladies dead dog, and the only school dance it has is an all school prom. If you attend New Vista you are either really artsy, an anime nerd, or a total stoner thinking you can breeze through high school, as New Vista has coined the name the 'slacker school'. Since New Vista is so close to CU, The Hill, and the homeless shelter, often it is visited by drunk homeless men, or bored college students with nothing else to do then yell at 10th grade girls. While New Vista does not have many sports, we dominate at the ones we have, which include Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball. Our principal, Kirk Quitter, aka Captain Kirk/Don't be a quitter is kinda cool, I guess.

Warning: If you classify as a "bro", you surely will not fit in at New Vista.
Kirk: Its friday at New Vista High School, free cookies for everyone!
by lazyb0nes December 24, 2009
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kick you a new asshole

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)
"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole
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New Jersey Coal Miner

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.
by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008
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