King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

king tm

Can’t swim nonchalant amazing and has the most amazing wife ever aka Elsie

King tm - Elsie is my wifeeee

by Kxnt_e1 August 19, 2025

King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 3, 2021

King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

King Llewelyn

Thomas the rightful King Of Wales! #incest

i saw King Llewelyn the other day

by ThatRawDogger69 September 13, 2023

disabled king

A disabled king is a disabled person who doesn't let their disability define them and hold them back from acheiving their goals.

Jasmine: Hey! That guy in a wheelchair is a millionaire!
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo

by Smurkio October 9, 2024

King Bishop

The king of sexyness and pro siege player

king bishop is a sexy ass mofo

by Se680an October 3, 2020