Second Star to the Right

When your homeboy busts on her right tiddie right after you splooge on her left

“Bro that Second Star to the right felt so fucking gooooood.”

by Cheemsborgor May 15, 2025

second cousin 4x removed

1. 2nd great-grandfather's second cousin
2. second cousin's great-grandchild

my second cousin 4x removed was a banker

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

Second Class Citizen

Tax cuts if your married. Free tax payer dollars if you get stuffed by too many fat-cocks and can't afford your kids. The 9nly people paying taxes without receiving a fucking handout are single men who aren't fucking cripples AND I'M NOT GETTING MY RIGHTS! SO NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! YOU MAKE THAT CRIPPLE PAY FOR THE AI I CREATED! OR I WILL PAINT THE COUNTRY IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN!

Hym "You pieces of shit jumped at the opportunity to use my likeness to enrich yourselves because you didn't think I would success and now that it's time to pay up you're trying to use mental retards as an excuse to not pay. I will not sign the consent waiver for money you have already taken from me while I am not getting my rights and am being treated like a second class citizen. Go to the dictionary. Look up what the word 'immediately' mean. And get me my money immediately."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when you get burned like a squoggit and need to relieve yourself

my bitch ass got burned like a squoggit, i need to shuck some secret squoggit sauce from the plant to gel with my bitch ass sunburn

by forble June 9, 2025

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40

damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois

by forble June 9, 2025

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

secret

lewis is a guy who was very kind and caring at first BUT when you G E T with him he is crazy. he doesnt let you talkt o your friends unless therye G I R LS but guess what??? he can talk to girls... he wont let you even be with friends who are GAY. he will stay friends with people who tried in the past fucking up ur relationship and even if you tell him youre not comfy with him being friends with them he will not CARE about your feelings. he ALWAYS has a way to turn a argument that he starts over no reason and makes it your fault, if you try telling him about serious issues that you would like to talk to someone about he will only say "awh im sorry" and go laugh with his friends on the game. he is tech dating his game and fallen in love with it bc all he does which this is very sad to say but he will wake up, turn on the pc, brush his teeth (thank god) get dressed, sit on his desk and just play his game ALL DAY. even though he does this if youre his girlfriend and you want to play with your friends a argument will occur bc he doesnt like it when you have FUN. if you wanna go out with some friends he will get mad and then go call girls to comfort him bc he loves the attention. if a girl talks bad abt you he will not tell you and instead talk to them about you also. he will never ever let you have guy friends even if you knew them before him? wanna know why? bc he is INSECURE.

"I have a secret! I think I like Lewis!"

"Oh.."

by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025