Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.

The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!

by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023

poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off

1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he

by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023

Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.

The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.

by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023

Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.

John and joe shared a poop tart

by nvaorhn May 3, 2023

poop sick

When you eat Starbucks and a seafood boil you become “poop sick”

Corey’s so poop sick right now after drinking Starbucks and eating a seafood boil

by Hairbrush68 May 5, 2023

Poop

A brown banana which you can't eat also it smells bad

Guy 1: hey i ate a brown banana
Guy 2: from where
Guy 1: from a stinky wet hole
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS POOP
Guy 1: ?

by Charisto123 May 9, 2023

Poopasaurs Rex

(Poop)-(uh)-(sore)-(us)

A really big poop

Bro 1: Dang bro- I gotta Poopasaurs Rex

Bro 2: bring the air freshener and may the force be with you

(It also includes a song…

🎶The Poopasaurs what a show, the Poopasaurs I got to go🎶)

by Flamingo.legs May 10, 2023