by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021
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Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! It’s annoying.
Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
by I love geography August 28, 2022
Get the New Zealand is forgotten on maps mug.If you haven't seen part 1, go look at it it's on my profile. Anyways here's another around 1500 characters of my 5178 character fucking essay on how amazing New Jersey is because the definition character limit is 1500 characters. Here goes (i don't backtrack, this is all the writing that comes after the new york one, I don't backtrack not one bit.) - or "california is infiltrated by influencers who would wanna live there?" or "no one gives a shit about your state it's cold as fuck and the only thing good about you is seafood, plus you're fat because your weight is high because MASS-achusetts - Science Nerd 2763" or "new york is just a place to live with 10 roommates and ruin your life". We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, and a whole lot more that won't fit in the character limit. Check my profile for part 3 I promise it's up because these were all written and posted within the same 10 mins.
New Jersey is the most amazing state with good tomatoes bagels pizza etc.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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New Vista is a school in which their mascot is some ladies dead dog, and the only school dance it has is an all school prom. If you attend New Vista you are either really artsy, an anime nerd, or a total stoner thinking you can breeze through high school, as New Vista has coined the name the 'slacker school'. Since New Vista is so close to CU, The Hill, and the homeless shelter, often it is visited by drunk homeless men, or bored college students with nothing else to do then yell at 10th grade girls. While New Vista does not have many sports, we dominate at the ones we have, which include Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball. Our principal, Kirk Quitter, aka Captain Kirk/Don't be a quitter is kinda cool, I guess.
Warning: If you classify as a "bro", you surely will not fit in at New Vista.
New Vista is a school in which their mascot is some ladies dead dog, and the only school dance it has is an all school prom. If you attend New Vista you are either really artsy, an anime nerd, or a total stoner thinking you can breeze through high school, as New Vista has coined the name the 'slacker school'. Since New Vista is so close to CU, The Hill, and the homeless shelter, often it is visited by drunk homeless men, or bored college students with nothing else to do then yell at 10th grade girls. While New Vista does not have many sports, we dominate at the ones we have, which include Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball. Our principal, Kirk Quitter, aka Captain Kirk/Don't be a quitter is kinda cool, I guess.
Warning: If you classify as a "bro", you surely will not fit in at New Vista.
by lazyb0nes December 24, 2009
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