by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005
Get the jack daniels mug.A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.
Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!
by Facawi November 23, 2010
Get the Phillipino Flap Jack mug.Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.
Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school
-parent proceeds to call the school-
Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school
-parent proceeds to call the school-
Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption
by gimme the money June 29, 2016
Get the jack of all trades mug.The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day to pick those tangled feathers out of my pubes.
by Jimmie Buff January 31, 2007
Get the Jimmy Buffet Jack mug.(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"
by Char H January 29, 2006
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