L.O.T.I.E.

Lady of the Invisible Empire

A LOTIE is a female member of the KKK (Ku Klux Klan)

yeah she's a L.O.T.I.E. born and bred.

by Canuk84 July 19, 2009

L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011

J.P.E.

Jimmy Phan Elbows

James: Man jimmy sure sucks at call of duty
Cody: Shut up or hes gonna give you the godly J.P.E.

by mrjames81 January 30, 2010

Robert E. Lee high school

Robert E. Lee is a highschool in springfield VA. With excessive amounts of middle-easterners asians and several other countries you have probably heard of. They have a kick ass- football team that looses because theyre too busy doing drugs or idreis augustus isnt playing. Everyone at Lee is basicly friends and everyone at Lee wants to tranfer out. It is situated around a bunch of Fresh off the boat mexicans so theres alot of spanish to be learned. The schools principal is this gay ass nigga mr.Jeffers who hates it when girls wear yoga pants and makes up a whole mess of bird ass rules.

Guy 1: Hey who you guys play this week?

Guy 2: Robert E. Lee high school

Guy 1: idreis playing?

Guy 2: Naw he graduated..

Guy 3: Damn you won

by thetruthsayer626 April 10, 2011

shaquanzitashikiannatr'e

the "blackest" name anybody could have. if you were called this, you would have to be a girl, and act extremely ghetto. you would also need to be incredibly awesome before you were called this. "shuh-cuan-zeetuh-sheekee-on-uh-tray" is the correct pronunciation.

"damn shannon, your so ghetto, your shaquanzitashikiannatr'e."

"dude, your a shaquanzitashikiannatr'e"

by eric giov June 6, 2009

P.T.E.D.

Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.

The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.

by rokozumi July 17, 2009

P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.

That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.

by Caywillz July 1, 2011