Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019
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by jakestl July 6, 2018
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Person 1: hey john
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020
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by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020
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james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
by Pavill November 22, 2011
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