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Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"
by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006
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Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.
"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."
by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010
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Time for you to get a watch

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.
Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies
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Happy Happy Fun Time

The experience when foreigners go to another county to "study" or "work". Really those foreigners are just going to party and occupy native women's vagina's like the imperialists did 2000 years ago.
I just got a job in Shanghai! Man, I am going to have some happy happy fun time with all those prostitutes in KTV!
by Laowai69 April 7, 2011
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Chitwood family fun time

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!
by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019
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breaking the space time continuum

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YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK...BREAKING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM
by No cojeo sixndidndx October 30, 2020
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