one eyed fool

name given to ones penis

don't listen to the "one eyed fool".

by otcsofaking July 9, 2011

One Last Vengeance

One Last Vengeance (or OLV) is a grindcore, heavy metal band created in late 2008 in Orting, Washington. It consists of 5 band members;

Kan Irei- Lead guitarist;

Ryan Olds- Second guitarist;
Rian- Bass;
Cody Anglin- Drums;
Jake Smith- Vocals;
The band has played in many shows throughout Washington, winning second place at Grahamstock in May of 2009. Ryan and Kan have written a few songs together, along with Jake Smith screaming random names of fruits to the crowd. One Last Vengeance is great if you like Screamo, Heavy Metal, Grindcore, or Hardcore music.

Jake: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME OLV?!?!

Crowd: Woooo! We love you One Last Vengeance!!

(Watch out for these guys, they may be a new band, but they are good! )

by olvfan June 20, 2009

Packing a hot one

When you have a jonny (condom) with you.

Hey baby, I'm "packing a hot one" tonight.

by FuckTardTheFoetus April 16, 2015

shove a big one

When you die really oddly or stupidly while playing a game. Usually Call of Duty.

*Gets shot then dies from fall-damage*

John: Haha get killed NEWB!!!

James: You know what you can go shove a big one!

by Grand-Wizard Swag-Lizard March 22, 2014

One Take Jake

Mac Dre made this name up for Jake Bunio, his very close friend and manager and recording engineer. Jake would record entire tracks in one take. They recorded countless songs including a ton that were never released all in one attempt.

It's meant to be, with the One Take Jake!

by therealshtonkusher December 1, 2021

one handed slimer

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.

Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.

by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014

toss ones cookies

the art of vomiting so hard you shit your pants from the extreme use of force. Mainly victims toss ones cookies when smelling certain scents, or seeing some raw and deeply insanely disgusting shit.

Jackson: Oh shit bruddah, what have you done to the house?

John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg

Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"

John: Nice ;)

by Mar_vin213237 October 17, 2022