open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.

Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

Mexican Cheese Whiz

When a latina woman has a vaginal infection causing her to release a yellow discharge.

I went down on Consuela last night but I had to get the fuck out of there when I saw her Mexican cheese whiz.

by Macgilroa May 25, 2010

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

cheese-eating surrender monkey

n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.

"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."

by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004

Chuck e Cheese Critic

An insult, normally hurled at a target one is intimidated by, usually due to their intellect, caring nature, and ability to walk through life as one who loves others.

They said that he was a Chuck E Cheese Critic, it really made them look sooooo smart.

by hellraiser1969 January 4, 2022

Booty cheese sucker 3000

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.

How much is the booty cheese sucker 3000?

by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

Wet taco cheese pull

A tiny pale dick, approximately string cheese size, engaged in vaginal penetration and evacuation.

I hit her with the old wet taco cheese pull, sour cream and all.

by EwUrGrowse May 24, 2021