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Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.
Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
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border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.
"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"
by twizm12 January 16, 2008
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Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick
Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job
by Shmlif April 30, 2018
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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.
Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.
by FunTdrip January 15, 2024
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Job

Job is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, a good listener, and hilarious. Everyone likes him.
Person 1: "Who is that hottie over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know him, but he must be a Job!"
by JobLover February 18, 2019
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blaire job

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014
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