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shoot my penis

A term for LOL at the forum, CP2
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Reply: SHOOT MY PENIS
by RedDragoon August 5, 2006
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Chinese Penis Trap

When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
by Jared & Josh April 12, 2010
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penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
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bitchy penis fucker

a guy who bitches so much,u can assume he likes penis in asshole.
Jack: oh my god! i don't want to have sex with my girlfriend again!

Jill: stop being a bitchy penis fucker...and rip her vagina up.
by Ap24 November 23, 2010
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Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
by austin gaykid November 27, 2007
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