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dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.
by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017
mugGet the dick n slidemug.
A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.
Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting
by Nagitoe January 31, 2021
mugGet the I’m making fucking Mac N Cheesemug.

Mac N Cheese deluxe

When a dirty scrod but bitch asks you if want some head while she's got a mouth full of mac n cheese. A new meaning to the phrase extra cheesy. Typical preformed with Kraft or Velveeta.
This one nasty bitch shaelynn asked if I wanted a mac n cheese deluxe, I almost puked.

Austin was asked if he wanted a mac n cheese deluxe after school, so he ran to the store and bought 3 boxes of Kraft for the occasion.
by King_shields February 10, 2018
mugGet the Mac N Cheese deluxemug.

dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.
Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.
by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011
mugGet the dook n' spewmug.

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google
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Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021
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whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush
Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.
by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017
mugGet the whack n' mowmug.

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