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Man Pouch

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.
holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?
by Katharsis April 18, 2009
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man root

Used when a massive guy has his massive peener deeply rooted in a womans love canal.
I was feeling great til I found out this sperminator had planted his man root in my girlfriend.
by SeptiK September 8, 2003
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Tambourine Man

Singing the two lines of lyrics to the 'Mr. tambourine Man' song but changing the second line to 'Smack me in the nuts'. You then proceed to do so. If you don't understand this then refer to the example below.
(Singing) 'Hey!, Mr. Tambourine Man, smack me in the nuts!' BANG! (that was you smacking someone in the nuts)
by GDo January 19, 2010
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pac man

when you pull down your pants and stick someones nose between your butt cheeks.
Every one held Brian down and Joey gave him a pac man, Brian was so pissed to have Joeys dirty butt crack on his nose.
by Masked Assassin April 8, 2005
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Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen
Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"
by Joseph Mack Miranda February 13, 2009
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man on a mission

A situation when a young gentleman or teenager is in search to ask out a specific girl in mind out on date, a special event, etc. Asking out the girl requires planning, thought, timing, and above all: balls. This in its entirety is the mission. For the males, it is a risk asking out that girl because experiencing a rejection can be a very humbling experience for the male ("Dammit" by Blink182 describes this). However, if the girl says no, the mission is not over or failed - the mission can only be accomplished that is when the first girl says yes.
Dude 1: "Hey! Did you here he's gonna ask her to prom today!?"

Dude2: " Yeah, he's a man on a mission. As a bro, I wished him luck."

Bro 1: "Oh snap! Did he just get rejected?" Bro 2: "No... he's a on a mission, and it has just begun.
by ManOn-a-Mission March 1, 2013
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Hillview man

The most amazing and intelligent people out there.The wettest of the wettest.They are not just good academically but also great at sports.
Girl1:that boy is sooooo cute
Girl2:he must be a hillview man
by Jefffrank February 13, 2018
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