by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021
Get the new mexico hot pocketmug. "After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."
by Frippertronics September 8, 2016
Get the New Jersey Clown Carmug. To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019
Get the Five Beer The Bad Newsmug. Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
Get the Old dog new trickmug. The sudden inability of your friends to commit to attending your event or party out of fear that something better may come up that they wish to attend. This affliction presents most often around the New Years Eve holiday, where it gets its name, given the large number of competing parties to choose from.
"Are Bob and Susan coming tonight?"
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."
by joeNJw October 19, 2018
Get the New Year's Eve Syndromemug. Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties
by Cecil_Jackson January 9, 2020
Get the Megan’s New Years Partiesmug. When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021
Get the New England Tube Sockmug.