October 7th

National slap anyone you want day

Hey *smack* them ouch enjoy October 7th my friends

by anonymous October 6, 2021

October 29

Today it's your best friends birthday, even if it is not
SPAM HAPPY BIRTHDAY INTO YOUR FRIENDS DMS

She: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK ITS OCTOBER 29 ILY
Nick: OMG THANK YOU

by SheCool5shishkebablover123 October 29, 2020

October 19

National hook up with your ex day. Today is the day you go all out with your ex so come her baby.

its october 19 that’s hook up ur ur ex day bitch

by clownery bitch October 18, 2019

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

october 39

October 39 is the day you get to see numberblock 39

Numberblock 39: what a nice day eating apples! And i like October 39
Person: bruh damn October 39 is not real

by Robert darcy March 9, 2024

October 23

The day were the first friend you see you have a pass to kick their ass

Oh Naomi you know what day it is
“October 23?”
“Oh no”

by Hailey will ruin your life October 21, 2019

October 20

The national girl&guy bestfriends, is the day for you to leave your valentine and give your soul to your bestie.

Tomorrow is October 20 we HAVE to celebrate.

by Ilovu December 11, 2020