Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 02, 2018
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Fat girls make guys gay

It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual
Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
by Bajiggle February 17, 2024
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Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy
by YEREMEL December 30, 2021
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Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020
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bud-guy

- a dyslexic budgie

- seller of cannabis
'do you know a seller of cannabis or a bud-guy?'
"no but I know my pet bird with mild dyslexic tendencies"
by wrldstarmoney October 05, 2022
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