cone baby

A small child with a cone-shaped head that is most often an idiot

OMG you are such a cone baby

by HanaHawaii September 23, 2014

Towel baby

When the male ejaculates in a towel to prevent pregnancy.

James- Screw you dude.
Conner- Shut up you should have been a towel baby.

by ZeR0ig March 12, 2015

tickling the baby

When you perform oral sex on a pregnant woman

I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

Baby Momma

Nigah woman who has been impregnated by some bum who has no intention of supporting his bastard child. She is usually about twenty years old and has already delivered three or four of these bastards by three or four different unemployed baby daddies. These impregnators are only seen when their steady is on the rag and they need a lay. Baby Momma is paid by the US government on a production scale. The more bastards produced, the bigger the income. She spends all the money on dope and the bastard children do without clothes and food. Granny usually takes up the slack. Baby Daddy usually brags about having ten children by six or eight Baby Mommas.

I have ten baby mommas who have a total of eighteen babies, eleven of them are mine!

by Geedaddy September 12, 2016

Baby Roach

Jr = baby roach

Jr is such a baby roach

by Someone-you'll-never-know October 24, 2016

Tub Baby

A term for a person born naturally in a bathtub. It can be a derogative term but it most cases it is not so.

"Yo, that person over there looks a little wonky. What's wrong with 'em?"
"Oh I know her! She's a tub baby."
"That makes total sense."

by Zootyscooty October 25, 2016

baby thor

A hot male who looks like he could be Thor. Usually an incredibly attractive male who is slightly less attractive than Chris Hemsworth.

With long hair that guy could be such a baby Thor.

by Pandafishez November 29, 2016