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flaming bag of shit

Noun.
A business term for something one gets involved in that can never have a good end result.
"This project looks like it's gonna be another flaming bag of shit. If I touch it, i'm either gonna get burned or come out with shit on my hands."
by Joel Tell November 10, 2007
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Bag licking hot

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.
yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!
by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009
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Delightful Bag Boy

Delightful Bag boy(n:)- A word that could be considered a censored term of the word Douchebag. Formed from the first letters of douche and bag (the 'd' from douche turns to delightful and the 'b' from bag turns to bag-boy).
Is useful in insulting less-than-likable people in a more civilized and respectable manner.
Hey, don't be such a delightful bag boy to them.
by Runs-with-coyotes September 1, 2010
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Tea Bag Monster

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.
by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004
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Non fumbling of the bag

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs
*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*
by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022
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Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
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Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
by 4tuna August 23, 2014
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