cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

cum drenched ass whore

An ass whore that is also drenched in cum. Usually by a large group of men.

Jake: I was such a cum drenched ass whore last night at that party.
Chris: Yeah, I saw.

by AssWhore4Life June 18, 2007

cum suckin gutter slut

a derogatory name for a male or female that puts them down in the highest regard of put downs; the ultimate put down.

that cum suckin gutter slut stole my last beer

by 33fenderman September 8, 2009

bug eyed cum nugget

Nicholas Martin Tuck!!!!
am a bug eyed cum nugget.

You stupid bug eyed cum nugget

by glippy flippy September 6, 2014

Cum-guzzling futty dutty

A dirty whore that likes to drink cum after having sex in the anus.

Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.

Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.

by []D[][]V[][]D#5 November 9, 2008

cum in me my nigga

When you get anal by your black friend and its so good the dreaded n word slips out.

"Oh white boy, I'm bout to nut."
"Nut a fat warm black load in my prolapsing anus."
"IM BOUT TO NUUT!"
"CUM IN ME MY NIGGA!"
"What did you just say white boy?"
(For the next 7 hours you get violently raped by a angry 6'6 black man with a 9 inch girthy penis)

by bigblackmale August 20, 2022

Cum Sucking Gutter Whore

Cody Alexander Levine

Cody Levine is a Cum Sucking Gutter Whore.

by ndkgfdkgh April 2, 2005