God

The guy who knows everyone including you.

God is the guy you see when you die.

by Calamity 69!!! January 4, 2022

god dun it

God has done it again!!!!
Cooper people have own on short cuts when God moves quickly or slowly. When no one else could help.

God dun it! No one else could do it.

by Littlebig foot August 3, 2018

The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.

The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.

by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019

God

The... the when... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

OH MY GOD!

by GumbleP July 22, 2022

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021