Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

good postmidnight

A greeting you might use in the postmidnight (00:00 until 05:59).

Good postmidnight.

by Ciririba July 12, 2025

Good

Not you

Hym “All of the greatest atrocities are done in the name of the greater good. This isn’t a profound realization. It’s something we all know to be true. In this context, the people who claim to ‘strive towards the good’ do little more than use the word as justification for doing whatever they want. And in doing so they conflate the word ‘good’ with ‘I have managed to escape punishment’ or ‘my punishment will be deferred so I don’t care.’ “

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

donuts are good

donuts ARE good

Person 1: Donuts are good
Person 2: doog era stunoD

by Jajzuz May 31, 2022

Pre-good luck

Wishing someone luck for something that would happen 24+ hours later.

Matthew: Wish me pre-good luck for my test please.

Person: Why? Is it difficult?
Matthew : Yeah bro
Person: Then I wish you pre-good luck bro.

by althenamesaretakenLOL March 12, 2020

good boyfriend

a boyfriend who revenges their girlfriend in board games, sometimes even against her own brother

Girlfriend: Oh I expect you to win in Catan against my brother! He won again and laughed in my face..

Boyfriend: I'll be a good boyfriend and revenge you!

by kevinka19 January 5, 2022

Paris is good

explicitly a booty call telling you to "COME OVER" -> HEAD OVER THERE NOW!

At 2am (Paris is good ...)

by insta influencer July 8, 2021