like a fart in a frying pan

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

by Sauteéd flatus December 20, 2007

fuck 'em where they fart

Self-explanatory. Indicates that someone else's opinion doesn't really matter to you.

They don't like it? Fuck 'em where they fart!

by MeAnthony October 2, 2006

Fart a Dick Out

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.

To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!

by Billy_b March 31, 2008

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

Raw doggin' in the fart box

Having unprotected anal sex.

Jack took a drunk Jane home and all he could think about was raw doggin' in the fart box.

by scubz December 23, 2008

tounge punch the fart box

When one sticks his/her tounge in thier partners ass hole, using his/her tounge in a punching motion.

Bro, my goal tonight is to bring that hot girl home so I can tounge punch the fart box!

by bronamithclan October 4, 2010

top butt ripple fart

When you fart, but only the top half of your butt vibrates.

That was a weird top butt ripple fart.

by Tiojimbethay November 28, 2019