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wampus cat 

wampus cat is a mythical creature that supposedly lives in swamps and shallow lakes that is covered in hair. wampus cat is also a slang term for a female with a dirty vagina that has an odor similar to a wet cat in a bag of onions. wampus cat can also be used a slang refering to a male that is homosexual that does not bathe and/or has stds.In kentucky and parts of indiana wampus cats have supposedley been spotted in several areas they know them as schlenks. the most reports of wampus cats are in a small town inside of louisville called jeffersontown.
that bitch aint took a shower in a week, she turnin into a wampus cat.
wampus cat by trick or treat August 11, 2010
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feed the cat 

Female masturbation.
- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.
feed the cat by Elmosus March 18, 2009
Big Cat is a over-weight older women who is looking for a male drunk enough to take her home. The Big Cat is similar to the Cougar, though its prey need not be a male with vigor or youth. The Big Cat normally waits quietly in a corner stalking its prey. The Big Cat can also be found in a Big Cat Kindle which is a group of two or more Big Cats; the Big Cat Kindle can also contain Cougars.
Did you hear Wilson woke up with a hang-over and a Big Cat sleeping in his bed last night? Yup, the Big Cat pounced on him at last call after watching him take 15 shots.
Big Cat by INFERNOsrt4 May 30, 2009
a food box loving, insane bitch, and most of all, gayest person alive .
you see that (adjective) boy/girl , thats a young cat.
young cat by nia March 28, 2005
Casn be used to describe someone who is an idiot and make yourself sound cool at the same time.

*See ass hat
"Man,Jammie is such an ass cat!"

"What an ass cat!"
Ass Cat by Ryoko Katsuya September 4, 2005

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

1) A sentence proliferated by people who get "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" wrong.

2) Sarcasm