wampus cat is a mythical creature that supposedly lives in swamps and shallow lakes that is covered in hair. wampus cat is also a slang term for a female with a dirty vagina that has an odor similar to a wet cat in a bag of onions. wampus cat can also be used a slang refering to a male that is homosexual that does not bathe and/or has stds.In kentucky and parts of indiana wampus cats have supposedley been spotted in several areas they know them as schlenks. the most reports of wampus cats are in a small town inside of louisville called jeffersontown.
that bitch ainttook a shower in a week, she turnin into a wampus cat.
Big Cat is a over-weight older women who is looking for a male drunk enough to take her home. The Big Cat is similar to the Cougar, though its prey need not be a male with vigor or youth. The Big Cat normally waits quietly in a corner stalking its prey. The Big Cat can also be found in a Big Cat Kindle which is a group of two or more Big Cats; the Big Cat Kindle can also contain Cougars.
Did you hear Wilson woke up with a hang-over and a Big Cat sleeping in his bed last night? Yup, the Big Cat pounced on him at last call after watching him take 15 shots.