Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.
I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.
by Ben Coxter December 07, 2022
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Meat Wagon

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.
Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...
by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022
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Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.
"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"
by DrCofefe December 18, 2022
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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meat assault

Russian war tactic to sacrifice many soldiers to achieve little in war success. Like: 200 dead soldiers for acquiring 1km2 territory. The tactic is widely used in war with Ukraine.

Meat in Russian language is a slang term for cannon fodder , here's the term.
Russians lost 1000 soldiers in one day during meat assault in Avdeevka
by dildo777 January 09, 2024
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meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.
Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.
by hotincleveland November 23, 2019
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