teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.

Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!

by Cail oof February 1, 2024

Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.

Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

Meat cigret

A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links

Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"

by Meat cigret February 18, 2017

crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!

roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT

by KENNY LOMAX January 1, 2012

Kentucky meat shower

The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female

Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily

by Throw away January 12, 2025

Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

by Vostok January 18, 2021

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 6, 2013