A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.
by aevigata July 15, 2019
A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.
George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!
Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.
Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.
George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.
Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.
George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 9, 2010
jimmy: what the fuck are you listening to?
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence
by notmemes May 14, 2019
by Guacas Muy Grandes June 7, 2020
when a female jams rocks into a mans asshole and jerks him to completion then shits the rocks on her chest.
by bruhbruhddam August 22, 2017
To pass out, or be in a deep sleep
Guy 1: Yo did you see Alyssa last night? She was Pnb rocked at the party
Guy 2: Yeah bro, she’s a two beer queer dawg
Guy 2: Yeah bro, she’s a two beer queer dawg
by PLKIsMoney December 17, 2019
by Coaltrain666 April 9, 2023