nuts on your forehead

when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.

"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)

by Lcslic January 26, 2006

shrivel-nut

an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.

Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls

No one will want to touch the raisins you call your balls, you damn shrivel-nut

by T.Random December 3, 2010

NUT TRAP

a huge orifice on a guy or gal; so big and loose that a guy topping them's nuts go all the way inside

S/he's so loose that my meat went into his/her nut trap

by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

cock nuts

Morkus Dueporkus insult at Adflog Hassan and song

Cock nuts, Fuck you, Hysterectamy, FOB

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

by John P. Smith April 24, 2008

toasty red nut's

a word you use when ur really mad at s
someone and u need to tell them off!!! a word use when extremely mad

suck on my toasty red nuts you stupid bitch!!!!

your a dumb whore, go suck your boyfriends toasty red nut's!!!

by smirph June 28, 2006

double nut fudge

When two men are engaging in anal sex, and the man who's inserting his penis' balls slap against the other man's anus, to an extent where a fudge-like coating of feces over both nuts is created.

Also, a kind of coffee.

"We were going at it so hard I had a double nut fudge"

or

"Are you going to have the double nut fudge, or try the Brooklyn brew?"

by xylobone November 9, 2009