Aiden Murray

Sad little virgin who thinks riding to school on his $100 moped is valid. Has a outfit that literally costs more than the actual moped. Has 1 friend who acts like his bodyguard but doesn’t talk. Has sexual relationship with him.

hey ur names Aiden Murray? Where’s the moped?

by Jonn Conn November 23, 2021

eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck

“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”

by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021

Samantha Murphy

If this is your name you probably don’t wash your hair enough.

“Why is that person’s scalp so greasy?”

“Oh, that’s just Samantha Murphy.”

by miso_olive_soup November 24, 2021

Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied

by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022

Sergeant Murica

A Vet friend who is severely retarded

you are just like Sergeant Murica

by DankCrusader January 12, 2022

Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs

Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy

by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022

Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.

Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt

by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022