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mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot
"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"
by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016
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i got a new birthday

A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.
"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about

P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"
by pippipedup December 29, 2020
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new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out
by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021
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brawl talk leaks and news

dumbass copied clb and drink cum
Brawl talk leaks and news is so lame.
by CLB IS SO GOOD April 22, 2021
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Long Beach, New York

What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.

Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate
by Kevin Mahoney November 9, 2021
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new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.
Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.
by Swamp ride December 16, 2021
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New Year's Eve Syndrome

The sudden inability of your friends to commit to attending your event or party out of fear that something better may come up that they wish to attend. This affliction presents most often around the New Years Eve holiday, where it gets its name, given the large number of competing parties to choose from.
"Are Bob and Susan coming tonight?"
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."
by joeNJw October 19, 2018
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