Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

by Jsagahw March 21, 2017

hand grenuc

A hand held throwable nuclear device the size of a hand grenade

I pulled the pin and flung the hand grenuc into the arachnid nest and then bugged out.

by The Arctic October 7, 2022

Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.

So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!

by Damage313 October 20, 2020

The hand over

Hading over your car keys to a criminal. And smoking meth with them the next day in the car they stole off you

Man what happened to your car
I got raped and then he typed to rob me so I gave home my car keys. He came back the next day. So I shouted him meth and we smoked in the he stole off me. Yeah. It was a fun night But I’m a bit sad about the hand over

by Borggy June 27, 2023

Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.

Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.

by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016

Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth

Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself

by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016