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urban dictionary

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.
by disgusted contributor June 15, 2013
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urban dictionated

On friday I urban dictionated meat snorkel and then rammed it in Roys mothers chutney pot.
by Simon galaxy January 8, 2014
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Urban tumbleweed

A plastic grocery or garbage bag being blown by the wind across a concrete surface such as the street or a parking lot.
An Urban tumbleweed with a "DG" logo can usually be seen blowing down the roads of the generally low-income areas blessed with a Dollar General store where the useless inhabitants are too lazy and poor to recycle or pay for trash pick-up.
by Im a Scot Man January 20, 2014
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urban dictionary

a dictionary for this generation and more
"what does that mean?"

"look it up on urban dictionary"
by chanseypoo<3 January 27, 2014
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urban fucked

the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.
Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!
by deaddwolfio February 10, 2014
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Urban Gold

A chav-type women who insists on dressing in tracksuit bottoms and tops, with huge hooped earrings, that if you actually gave her a shower and some nice clothes would look very attractive
Warren: "Jesus! Look at the state of her, she looks like shit!"

Danny: "Nah mate, give her a class dress and a bit of make-up and she'll be hot; that's Urban Gold right there!"
by Knightingale February 7, 2014
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urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.
"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"
by deos February 10, 2014
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