the shit man

demon in the night who deposits a foul smell in your mouth leaving shit smelling morning breath

I think the shit man has visited you this morning quinney

by edd331188 January 4, 2009

dirty man

A man who has not bathed, wears a beanie, and has a dirty beard (see "dirty beard"). Usually has sex with many women but in turn has probably made them dirty women by just touching them. Dirty men are usually seen working in convienience stores, fast food, or just walking aimlessly at all times of the day.

"Anyone from Linkin Park is a dirty man."

by sn@ch October 11, 2006

Sweetie Man

Slang term for a paedophile. It is a reference to paedophiles using sweets to lure young children away from safety.

"I suggest you stop hanging around that primary school. People will think you're a Sweetie Man."

by @liltunechi March 17, 2012

man grenade

The cock blockin Fat chick you have to jump on so your buddy can get the hottie.

"This fat bitch has been cock blockin me all night I need you to jump on the man grenade"

by alphamale70 February 24, 2008

Poke a man

A phrase invented to separate Pokemon, the fun old Game Boy RPG from the childhood of today's 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off crap that the game spawned. It is assumed that when one refers to Pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a homosexual act.

"Where you going, home to poke a man?"

"No, I thought I'd play some Pokemon."

by Drunken Mewtwo March 6, 2010

man mayonnaise

1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping

2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.

Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."

by TehMonny April 14, 2007

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, devotes most of his time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that he is intelligent and studious when in actuality he is anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a good example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016