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your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.
Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lolitisme November 25, 2018
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by lukeychicken November 26, 2018
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YOUR MOM

It is seriously what the word. Your mom
Also a lame way that kids (sadly sometimes adults make come backs
Ik weird huh
THis generation is messed up
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Your mom

Often used as an insult. I'll make examples of both but your mom is often used as an insult or compliment about someones mom. Or just straight up making fun of you and/or mom.
Good use:

Friend: Hey man! Your mom is pretty cool!
Person: Thanks, she is the best!

Bad use:

Bully: Dude, I f##ked your mom

Example #2

Bully #2: Your mom is gay!
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the most insulting comeback, it can be used in any and all situations.
emma: my dog said he's already tracer
johnny: ur mom
emma: dies of hurt feelings
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Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018
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