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Job Rot

The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
by TheJobRot January 31, 2025
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Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.
We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job
by JoeFotch June 13, 2025
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.
OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.
Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.
by Zigzags21 August 23, 2018
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hangover job

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.
Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.
by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020
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Jail Job

An occupation with little or no flexibility in its schedule - typically a 9-5 Mon-Fri gig and which your presence is required in one general location (office, factory etc.) throughout the entire shift.
I used to work at that jail job at the bank until my side hustle started earning me some serious coin..now I can from home or anywhere..even at the beach!
by TheMocker June 29, 2025
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Scab Job

The act of reviving a hand job from a girl whose hands are covered in scabs
I love the feeling of her scabs as they stroke my penis. That scab job was amazing...SCABS!!!!
by Sir Swag March 21, 2013
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