National Do Your Chores Day

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

Do you even lift bro?

Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.

Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"

After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting

by Adabear September 2, 2013

Do you know da wae

Used to be a good phrase but is now dead. Now it is often used by people in the hallways of middle school

8th grader: do you know da wae
Me(correct response): later homo i'm going to class now

by KoreanKidKool March 5, 2018

What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.

1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

you in my business don't do that

your nosey , mind your own business

hey valerie v. why did you do throw the macaroni away , uhhh you in my business don't do that .

by luvvluv October 2, 2020

Sophie do you get me

When Sophie doesn't get you

Letisha: Sophie do you get me
Sophie: No

by vimto chewit June 5, 2019

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008