by unknownsecular June 25, 2017

An awesome friend, a mans man, hardworking, and astonishingly loyal. Jeff King is the kind of man you would hope your single mother ends up with. The kind of guy that has life by the balls. But would drop everything for a friend or romantic interest.
by hahaah44 December 18, 2019

by LightSpyz August 21, 2020

by L33t Mastah April 4, 2003

Basically when your girl or whoever puts on a sexy suit while giving you head in a kings chair while he records and takes whatever pics he wants. The queen becomes the servant of the king to his sexual needs
by Nightfreak227 March 14, 2021

A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
by F u kori January 4, 2024

Adam. Game and match. Can’t be him. Can’t get impregnated by him. Can’t be his children. Can’t be his HOT AF WIFE TARA. Can’t do anything so sit back and enjoy your massage. Headspin.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
