bait job

A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.

Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."

by DJ Fitness July 10, 2019

Thies-job

The act of using a cat to please one's self alike a masturbation sleeve.

I could really use a Thies-job right now

by Ravenclaw24720 June 25, 2025

Deo-job

Using a deodorant on a female's nude body, to arouse her with the coolness. Some may use it to stiffen the penis or the vagina.

I gave her a deo-job on her soft bare abdomen, as she cummed with seductive moans.

by stupidlitolfaggot January 25, 2016

Australian rim job

A butt licking that is counter clockwise

I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job

by rockitjony October 2, 2022

Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.

She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.

by Choagiefest May 30, 2025

karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.

Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.

by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013

blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.

"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"

by cockballer May 26, 2024