Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.

• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

bice of meat

A piece of meat being bought at a store.

Do you want to bice of meat?

by Madenna Falger December 27, 2016

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

Winky Meat

The under part of your butt that hangs out the bottom of shorts.

"Make sure you cover up your winky meat before going out."

by Tuna Stach June 7, 2023

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 11, 2020

Slinging meat

Clapping cheeks in the same way a gunslinger slings his gun.

"What are you doing in NYC? Too many people in that place"
"There's tons of chicks here, I'm out here slinging meat"

by SoLisms February 16, 2022