Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

The Black Market

Ways 2 buy drugs and #other stuff

I got drugs at the black market

by XBeastPlayzX January 10, 2017

close the market

Get married

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.

by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017

looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.

Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.

by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018

Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.

Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.

by Dat_Boi112 February 1, 2018

Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic

A common name for a galactic warlord in 1294,he said bruh a lot,bruh stands for Big Rubber Ultra Hoe,B.R.U.H
The name can be used to describe a fat person

Kyle:Damn,Johnny really gained weight,he looks like Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic

by Anonymous 991 February 12, 2021