God

God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by

Elio is a god

by Alisha’s mum September 24, 2022

God

The guy that never existed.

God is my saviour.

(Well, actually he’s not)

by Narf16 December 20, 2021

God

The creator of all men and we on. A god that believers believe in. Someone who is powerful of all things. Someone who sticks with you for life and who is better than a friend.

God is the best man alive. He helped me get through my presentation.

by Aubrey ajackson February 23, 2021

God

God is the creator of the universe, the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, The true definition of Love. He protects. He saves. He forgives. He loves us. He understands us. <3

His name must reign forever. God is such an amazing God. God blesses and loves us.

Psalm 94:19

by babygirl1216 October 10, 2021

God

God backwards is dog

Dog means bitch that means

God is a bitch

by The first trollage April 16, 2024

god

god means you have the ability to drink air.

"the reason i became god was right in front of us"

by millyiscool August 15, 2021

God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 18, 2021