Waterproofing my new shoes

A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.

"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."

by LowkeyHender October 1, 2016

New York Stink Sucker

When your friend has to fart, you put a straw up their butt hole and simply suck it all in

Hurry Rob I have to fart! Grab the straw! This calls for a New York Stink Sucker!

by Bluepaperwriter November 29, 2016

New York City Dirty

The dirtiest, roughest sex you can possibly imagine in a New York City hotel room.

"Oh yea, me and my babe wanted to do the New York City Dirty, so we got a plane to New York, bought a hotel room, and had the roughest sex imaginable."

by Floofy Fox December 4, 2016

new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England

Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday

by von groovy June 22, 2019

Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

New Hampshire Boob Warmer

When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob

I just gave Jenn a New Hampshire boob warmer

by Yates6120 December 7, 2019

Megan’s New Years Parties

FUCKING BANGERS.

Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties

by Cecil_Jackson January 9, 2020