Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.
by NotPhilMickelson June 07, 2024
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.
Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."
by Star_Cute May 25, 2020
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colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)
oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.
by colon man September 04, 2008
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dishwashing job

Dishwashing job. Yeah, so I’ve never worked in a restaurant before. I wanted to try something new and thought it would be a fun experience.
A fun experience. Dishwashing.
by Fat crab person August 05, 2020
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better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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