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weaponized incompetence

A term used by bad managers and by friends, family members, and romantic partners alike in circumstances where they want somebody else to do things their way but they do not want to properly communicate what their way is (or where they are happy to wax on about frivolous details but never justify why said details would actually matter to anyone else).

They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.

In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
"Don't you even know how to make me a sandwich? The pickles have to go on top of the provolone, and the mustard and mayonaise should never touch. You didn't even cut off the crust, and who slices a sandwich lengthwise? It *must* be diagonal! Fine, I'll make my own damned sandwich, but I swear you do this on purpose just to avoid doing it the right way. It's weaponized incompetence! *huff*"
by Happ MacDonald April 8, 2024
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Amorously Incapacitated

Someone who is either:
- incapable of loving others;
- incapable of being loved;
- Struggles with dating
- Has a horrendous dating past
Shivanya isn’t amorously incapacitated, she’s just too high maintenance!
by affected_nostril_roots April 10, 2024
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Ber’ie just had a masymas incident the other day
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Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."
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Cup Incident

A type of sexual intimacy where a female grabs a cup, and tells the male to fill the cup with his cum. The male accepts, and fills the cup with his cum, which then the female drinks the contents of the cup.
Female- heyyy, want to commit a cup incident?
Male- yeah, sure :)
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step-incest

The act of engaging in sexual activity with an immediate family member acquired through marriage, i.e., step-brother, step-mother, etc. Not to be confused with incest, which would be performed with a blood relative and includes family members outside of siblings, parents, and children (e.g., uncles, close cousins). A prominent theme in the adult entertainment industry, it is markedly less prevalent in the real world. Step-incest is typically frowned upon in polite society, although cases do exist wherein couples can be "grandfathered out," so to speak, if they were doin' the deed before their parents got together.
- I'm so tired of watching step-incest, bro. Don't you have any videos of midgets, or something with circus animals? Maybe both?
- Well, in this one the chick's step-dad IS a midget.. And I've got "My Step-brother Tames Lions, But Can He Tame This Pussy?"
by Sarahtonin Syndrome May 1, 2024
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