worst fucking school ever. all the white chicks think their black, and all black girls think they're cute. the football team sucks, and the cheerleaders are stuck up & they're all fat. all everybody does is some weed in the bathrooms, and fuck behind buildings.
by fuckmylfe October 16, 2019

by mountain high mush September 14, 2014

A high school in Calvert County, Maryland
The schools mascot is the cavalier.
Known for being not as ghetto as Pax but not as rich as H-town. Also known for being incredibly mediocre at every sport. The school is filled with members of the LGBTQ community. But also has its fair share of jocks, rednecks, and weirdos.
The schools mascot is the cavalier.
Known for being not as ghetto as Pax but not as rich as H-town. Also known for being incredibly mediocre at every sport. The school is filled with members of the LGBTQ community. But also has its fair share of jocks, rednecks, and weirdos.
Tom:Aye bruh what school you go too?
James:I go to Calvert high school bro
Tom:Damn i feel bad for you
James:I go to Calvert high school bro
Tom:Damn i feel bad for you
by KY26 October 12, 2021

High School located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where you can purchase drugs nearly everywhere and while taking a shit, you can read one of three things on the bathroom stalls: a phonebook with skanks numbers on it, artistic drawings of Marijuana leaves, and/or anti semetic students voicing their opinions by sketching swastikas. Lahser is seen by many as a wealthy school because of the area that it is located in, but that is not completely true. The Bloomfield Hills School District has decided over the past few years to spend its funds on places other than Lahser, the district's most populated school. It is also seen as an extremely safe environment, until October 3, 2006, when an african american man attempted to steal a students car by pointing a hand gun at him. One question: Doesn't Lahser have a parking lot attendant that is being paid to watch the parking lot? Lahser is filled, with both staff and students, who only look forward to getting fucked up on the weekends and who don't give a shit about the school week. Lahser needs to be demolished, rebuilt, and certain faculty members should be forced to retire.
Yolanda: Who is the best teacher at Lahser High School?
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.
by Harold Dick October 5, 2006

The greatest school in all of Minnesnowta. people that come from this place are the "swickest" of them all and deserve all of the praise they have coming. Every person that has ever stepped out of this high school has become successful and lived a beautifully fabulous life. Orono High school is a place that provides wonderful people with a swick life. brillance, beauty, and swickness. Only ballers come from here. BALLER CITY.
by swicknastay January 14, 2011

Possibly one of the best places in the capital reigon of New York to get one's high school education. Schenectady has a bad reputation compared to that of the nearby Niskayuna High School, whose diversity consists of three asian students., but that is only because the local newpapers don't know how to accurately report anything. For example, when a Niskayuna pothead was caught growing marijuana in his closet, it was reported as the crime of a "local student" but when a Schenectady student starts a food fight, you can basically find they're whole biography in the article. People fail to notice that almost all student in these suburban schools are complete druggies or go out and get drunk every weekend at college parties where thirteen-year-old girls give blowjobs to every guy they meet. People also fail to recognize that Schenectady High has a very elaborate fine arts, physical education, technology, and science wings and is also in the top 5% of high schools in the nation as far as variety of class offerings go. It is also currently the only school in the capital reigon to offer a full International Baccalaureate diploma with which a certain someone, got accepted into Yale. On top of that the diversity is mind-blowing and well prepares you for all of the different types of people you will meet in life. So, top that Niskayuna and all of you other suburban schools whose success is nothing more than a cover-up of your weaknesses.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that riot at Schenectady High School? They have shootings like every day!"
"Oh my God, did you hear that girl that graduated last year from Schenectady High School got accepted into Yale?!?!"
"Oh my God, did you hear that girl that graduated last year from Schenectady High School got accepted into Yale?!?!"
by KissTheStars December 9, 2008

One of the largest schools in New York State. Full with about 90% of Hispanics and the rest blacks and Asians. People wonder how kids here graduate if the first language u hear around is Spanish. The only good thing is the soccer team bc they're all Latinos and the football team is fucking garbage.
by Real shits April 22, 2019
