Gleenis Penis 

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.

Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!

Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017

Greens Australia 

A failing activist group in Australia that thrives only by getting votes through unorthodox means. Using taxpayer money to bribe immigrants, using children as young as 7 in their protest, and are always yelling, ranting, and angry on TV.

The lower peasants of Greens spend their days trolling Sky News and resorting to shaming, guilt tripping and insulting anyone who dare think differently, grasping at the hope they may bully others into voting Greens.

When it all comes down to it, the only thing Greens Australia focus on is control.

Greens Australia demand tens of 1000s of immigrants be brought here regurlary, assuming the immigrants will vote for them

Greens Australia by HbBrisley July 23, 2020

Marjorie Taylor-Greene

A psychotic trumpie who threatened to kill Nancy Pelosi and insult school shooting survivors but has never been thrown out of the white house.

Girl: Why hasn't Marjorie Taylor-Greene been fired yet?
Guy: Someone obviously in the white house likes pyscho trumpies

Marjorie Taylor-Greene by girly1975 March 2, 2022

greenwashing 

when companies pretend to be environmentally friendly when in fact they are not.

Both are examples of "greenwashing".

- planting a tree to clear your conscience of your new carbon emitting SUV purchase.

- Kyoto accord, the theory of emissions credits, where a country may go over their limit, but instead of dealing with the issue they just buy the unused credits off of a country that has not used all of theirs.

greenwashing by Pete @ Humber October 2, 2007

Greener

A derogatory word/ racial slur that is used towards aliens.

Hey look at Jim over there in his UFO, what fucking greener 👽
What's up my Greenaa

Greener by Alien Technology February 7, 2021

greenwich bitch 

ultra sensitive personality for timing in datings or meetings

don't be such a greenwich bitch dude, u don't get mad at someone for being late to an occasion, in Istanbul.

greenwich bitch by kelamist August 17, 2018

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008