Dick Belt

Belt that has a dildo as the belt buckle. (Homemade Strap-On or Pivot man in a box)

Carl: Matt I like your dick belt, whose shape is it?

Matt: It's my best friend Kyle.

by Hamburglar nvr guna catch me!! April 11, 2009

Dick Mountain

The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.

Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.

by The Romantic Egotist April 30, 2011

dick goggles

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

by real.calien January 25, 2009

dick cyst

Your scrotum, a cyst is a fluid filled sack, therefore your scrotum is your dick cyst.

Hey Baby, would you like to see my dick cyst!
My nads are swimming in my dick cyst

by 47 going on 12 April 11, 2014

Roundhouse Dick

A roundhouse dick is a spinning cock-slap, usually directed at a persons face.
A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.

I have actually witnessed this live, as in the example...

Nathaniel swung around with the intention of waving his genitals around, but instead gave Linda a Roundhouse Dick to the face.

by NorwegianWood October 31, 2011

Dick Smacker

A female known for her excessive giving of oral sex to random or known males.

Man shawty right there is a Dick Smacker she did the team.

by Devon Thomass January 1, 2008

Pickle Dick

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes

Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016