Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Cat man

He's the guy that gets all the girls because he's handsome, sweet and cool. Any girl that gets to keep him is blessed but they will have to have a hart of steal to survive all his cats.

Hey my best friend is cat man

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 11, 2019

Black Cat

New York Giants' new mascot

"Damn the Giants mascot is a black cat"

by AntonioClown November 12, 2019

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

cat

cute creatures that want to take over the world but most people don't know that.
weapons: teeth (biting), claws (scratching), and cuteness (tricking us)

guy 1: WOAH THAT'S A CAT!
Guy 2: be careful, fluffy will bite you.
Guy 3: no she won- AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: that proves it.

by catlord111 November 17, 2019

Cat

devils pet

Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?

by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019